God: So, what was your best deed below?
Bomber: Well, that would be the last thing I did down there. I rid the world of a bunch of villains. Bad people. I didn't stick around long to count but I'm sure that was big... surely, you must know about it!
God: Villains you say? Nothing of the sort recently.
Bomber: Oh they should be coming any time, just a second or so behind me I imagine.
God: And what unspeakable thing were these people doing?
God: What? The devil? Human sacrifice?
Bomber: No... You